In the bathroom getting ready for work, a guy turned to his wife and stated, “I gotta have you!” Backing her up against the bathroom door, he tore her clothing off and attacked her. She wiggled and yelled more than she had ever done, so he knew he was doing fantastic.
“That was the best, honey,” he exclaimed as he began to put his clothes back on after finishing and saw his wife still writhing against the door. You never moved that way before; you didn’t injure yourself, did you? No, no, says his wife. Once the doorknob is out of my bum, I’ll be alright.
