Daughter to Dad: Please get your checkbook ready, I’ll be coming home to get married shortly. Laugh out loud. As you know, he’s in the US and I’m in Australia. We had long chats on a messaging app, made friends on social media, then met on a dating site.
We met on Skype and have been using Viber to date for two months. Father, I want a big wedding party, your blessing, and good thoughts. Salutations, Lyn.
Dad’s answer was, “Lilly, Amazing, that is! In that case, yes? Stunning! Whatever. Think about doing your registry on Amazon, hosting your wedding on Twitter, and managing payments with PayPal. And think of selling your present spouse on eBay if you ever become sick of them. Dad, with love.
