A man used to come home to discover his ten-year wife packed her suitcases. Asking, “Where are you going?” confusion swept across his face. He had no idea that his wife would make a startling disclosure. To Las Vegas, she said audaciously. I learned that some guys would gladly pay $500 cash for the same services I provide for you.

Ten years ago, a wife was packing suitcases.
The husband was uncomfortable while he was processing this unexpected revelation. Following some thought, he decided and started packing his own luggage. Shaken, his wife yelled, “What on earth do you think you’re doing?” I’m going to Las Vegas with you, he said, grinning mischievously. Watching you survive on under $1,000 a year excites me!

An elderly woman was in a frustrating predicament in another amusing encounter. A young guy in a shiny red Mercedes grabbed the parking spot she had been waiting patiently for. I was going to park there, she yelled at the young man, enraged. That’s exactly what you can do when you’re young and vibrant, the man said, unmoved.