Spouse is Lazy (A Funny Story)
Wife: Honey, can you please help me with cleaning the garden?
Husband: Do I look like a gardener?
Wife: Oh, sorry honey. Okay, then can you fix the bathroom door?
Husband: Do I look like a carpenter?
The husband then walked out. On his return, he found the garden was spotless and the bathroom door was fixed.
ew my wife would take care of everything by herself!
Wife: It wasn’t me.
Husband: Then who was it?
Wife: Our neighbor.
Husband: How much did you pay him?
Wife: Nothing. He offered me two options: bread or something else…
Husband: I hope you gave him bread.
Wife: Do I look like a bakery?
