A man and his wife were asleep in bed when they were woken up at gone midnight by a knock on the door. The man got up, went downstairs, and opened the door to find a bloke standing there.
Man: “What do you want at this hour?!”
Bloke: “I don’t suppose you could give us a push?”
Man: “You’ve got to be serious, no!”
He shut the door and made his way back to bed.
The wife, now awake, asked: “Who was that then, love?”
Man: “Oh, just some guy wanting a push!”
Wife: “Well, do you remember when we were in trouble and needed help, how someone else helped us then? Go down and help him!”
Reluctantly, the man got up again and went downstairs to the door. He looked out but couldn’t see the bloke anywhere.
Man: “Hello?!”
He heard a faint “Yes!” in the distance.
Man: “Do you still need a push?!”
Bloke: “Yes!”
Man: “Where are you?!”
Bloke: “I’m over here, on the swings!”
