A blonde police officer pulls over a blonde driver and asks for her driver’s license. The driver, looking confused, starts searching through her car and then asks, “What does it look like again?”
The blonde officer replies, “It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.”
The driver says, “Oh, right,” and rummages through her purse. She finds a compact mirror, looks at it, and then hands it to the officer.
The blonde officer opens the mirror, looks inside, and hands it back saying, “I’m sorry, ma’am. If I had known you were a cop, I wouldn’t have pulled you over.”